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Steven Wright

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  1955 -

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  American

   

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• "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." - Steven Wright
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• "I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator." - Steven Wright
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• "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'" - Steven Wright
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• "I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side." - Steven Wright
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