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Henny Youngman

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  1906 - 1998

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  American

   

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• "A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well." - Henny Youngman
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• "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means." - Henny Youngman
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• "She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face." - Henny Youngman
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• "Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous." - Henny Youngman
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