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Groucho Marx

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  1895 - 1977

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• "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." - Groucho Marx
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• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running." - Groucho Marx
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• "Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." - Groucho Marx
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• "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." - Groucho Marx
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• "I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30." - Groucho Marx
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• "I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx
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