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George Carlin

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  1937 - 2008

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  American

   

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• "Electricity is really just organized lightning." - George Carlin
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• "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin
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• "I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it." - George Carlin
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• "If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him." - George Carlin
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• "The status quo sucks." - George Carlin
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• "There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." - George Carlin
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