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Doug Coupland

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  1961 -

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  Canadian

   

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• "A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out." - Doug Coupland
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• "Christmas makes everything twice as sad." - Doug Coupland
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• "Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living." - Doug Coupland
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• "Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time." - Doug Coupland
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• "I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'" - Doug Coupland
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• "I've got 911 on speed dial." - Doug Coupland
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• "Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries." - Doug Coupland
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• "On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen." - Doug Coupland
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• "The future and eternity are two entirely different things." - Doug Coupland
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