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Dennis Miller

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  1953 -

  Comedian

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• "A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run." - Dennis Miller
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• "Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time." - Dennis Miller
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• "I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy." - Dennis Miller
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• "If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem." - Dennis Miller
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• "Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways." - Dennis Miller
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• "Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese." - Dennis Miller
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